Only Evens...

It's Sophie's 2nd birthday today!  Evens took the day off from work, but planned on going in at 5 am to complete payroll.  He figured he would be home by 9 at the latest.  At 10:30 he still wasn't home, so I called him to find out why.  A few minutes later I get a text from him saying he's at the hospital, but everything is ok and he'll call me in a few to explain.  Ok... Turns out that the 2 or so hours he was supposed to spend there doing payroll ended up with him slicing his thumb clean open.  One of his coworkers drove him to the hospital where he is currently waiting to get his thumb stitched up.  Seriously... only Evens.