Kara's conversation with the cows

Kara likes to have conversations with anyone, anything, anytime. She is a very well-spoken child, if I may brag a little. The other day we were driving past a field of cows, and she proceeded to have a conversation with them that went something like this:
"oh hello cows. How are you today? Good? Ok. I'm ok too. What are you doing? I'm just sitting here. Are you a mommy? Where's your daddy? Is that your baby? Where is his daddy? Have a good day cows!"

Just to get a clearer picture of how this went down, she saw the cows and started the conversation. And since we were on the freeway going 80 mph, by the time she finished with "how are you today" we had passed the cows. So the conversation just kind of kept on going. It was pretty hilarious.

Today she had a conversation with a bug. Which is weird because she doesn't like bugs and usually kills any that she sees. Lately whenever she is about to kill a bug I tell her not to because the bug is going home to see his mommy. That's really had an impact on her, and she's started killing less bugs. Anyway, so the conversation with the bug (microscopic... how she ever saw the thing is beyond me) went something like this:
"hello bug. are you going home to mommy? do I look nice today? I am a princess. You are not ugly, because ugly is mean. You are pretty. I am beautiful. I am a beautiful princess. Do you miss your mommy and daddy? Ok. Go home bug. Go home now. Bye."

I'm starting to wonder if maybe she needs more friends...